It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.