Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
You know you’re getting old when…
happy hour is a nap.
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,
I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.