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Police Jokes

Wolf Puns
The next round the wolf showed up at the butchery, he was arrested. This is because he was being tracked by the police for chop lifting.
Fruit Puns
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Mouse Puns
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Worm Puns
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Hand Puns
What did the police officer say to the hand?
Stop! You are under a wrist!
Medical Puns
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Blonde Jokes
A blond gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing.
She calls the police and reports a theft.
When the police officer comes, he looks at the blond who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
Grammar Puns
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
Star Puns
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Snake Puns
What do you call a snake that informs the police?
A grass snake.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Turkey Puns
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Volleyball Puns
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Tree Puns
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Rabbit Puns
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
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