A man is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
A woman gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta phase.
My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"
He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"