Whatโs a sharkโs favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
Whatโs a sharkโs favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
Whatโs a sharkโs favorite bible story?
Noahโs Shark.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
Whatโs a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
Whatโs the great white sharkโs favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling โHelp, shark! Help!โ
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasnโt going to help him.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What was the sharkโs favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Thereโs a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think itโs the sea.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
What do you call a shark that canโt stop singing โU Cant Touch This?โ
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
Calling my new dog โSharkโ was a mistake.
Iโve been banned from all my local beaches.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
The last ten times Iโve been to a fancy dress party, Iโve gone as a shark.
The jokeโs wearing fin.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.