Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
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