Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
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