Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
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