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Market Jokes

Dog Puns
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
Corn Puns
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Beer Puns
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
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What do you call a smart beer?
A Pilsnerd.
Cat Puns
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
Monster Puns
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Beaver Puns
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Werewolf Puns
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Cow Puns
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Wolf Puns
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
Funny Money Quotes
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
Meat Puns
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Electricity Puns
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
Water Puns
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Thanksgiving Puns
Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.

Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"

Grandmother: "Where?"

Dad: "The stock market."

He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.