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Games Jokes

Mouth Puns
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
Computer Puns
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Grass Puns
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
Tea Puns
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Bat Puns
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Spice Puns
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
Basketball Puns
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Peach Puns
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
France Puns
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Fire Puns
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Baseball Puns
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
The Best Senior Games
Lately there has been talk about inventing some more fun games for seniors. After all, we're the ones with all the free time! Some suggestions: Sag, You’re it. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. Questions Shouted into your Good Ear. Kick the Bucket. Red Rover, Red Rover, The Nurse Says Bend Over. Doc, Doc Goose. Simon Says Something Incoherent. Hide and Go Pee Spin the Bottle of Mylanta and last but not least - A Fun round of Musical Recliners!
Gnome Puns
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
Pig Puns
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.