Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "Nice going. The computer is completely screwed now."