What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..