Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.