It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Don’t ask me for any tree puns.
Acacia haven’t noticed I’m all out.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.