Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.