Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Tis the sea-sun.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel