What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Tropic like it's hot.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.