Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Sea you at the beach.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!