Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
My parents always told me I can be anything I wanted, the sky's the limit
This made me sad because I wanted to be an astronaut.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.