Sport Jokes

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
The American Game A man’s relatives from Mexico came to visit for the first time, and he wanted to give them a true American experience. He decided to take them to a football game. Unfortunately, by the time they got to the stadium, the only seats left were in the nosebleeds, partially blocked by a giant support column. The man was embarrassed. He apologized to his uncle and said, "I'm so sorry the seats aren’t better. We can hardly see the field from here." But his uncle waved him off and said, "Don’t worry about it! I’m just happy to be here." The game started, and the man noticed his uncle was incredibly cheerful, even more so than he expected. He clapped along, cheered loudly, and had a smile plastered across his face the entire time. After the game ended, the man couldn’t hold back his curiosity any longer. “Uncle, I’m so glad you had a good time, but tell me, why were you so happy? We could barely see the game!” His uncle beamed and said, “Well, I was so touched by how nice everyone is in America! The entire stadium stood up and asked, ‘Jose, can you see?’
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