Problems Jokes

I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
Why did George Washington have sleeping problems? Because he is unable to lie.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Q: Whatโ€™s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because youโ€™re full of problems.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
โ€œWhenever Iโ€™m sad, youโ€™re there. Whenever Iโ€™m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Letโ€™s face it. You are bad luck.โ€
โ€” Unknown
โ€œA loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyโ€™re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyโ€™re not so bad.โ€
โ€” Arnold H. Glasgow
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
โ€œMarriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnโ€™t even have when you were on your own.โ€โ€”Eddie Cantor
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
โ€œSending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, โ€˜You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.โ€™โ€

- Ari Fishbein.
โ€œTo my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love youโ€ฆ They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.โ€
Bill Bryson
โ€œMoney doesnโ€™t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldnโ€™t vent itโ€™s problems.
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