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Pig Puns
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
Family Puns
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
Orange Puns
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Nuts Puns
What did the nut tell itself before crossing the finish line? “I pe-can do it!”
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Deer Puns
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Zombie Puns
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
Funny Work Quotes
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Mushroom Puns
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Meat Puns
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
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