Important Jokes

If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." - Unknown
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.”—Sian Ford
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

- Nora Ephron.
“Sending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, ‘You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.’”

- Ari Fishbein.
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
“Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.”

— Neil Simon
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