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Fur Jokes

Animal Pick Up Lines
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Werewolf Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Shower Puns
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
Wolf Puns
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, โ€œstand fur what you believeโ€
Chocolate Puns
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œWhen gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then theyโ€™ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
Dog Puns
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Bear Puns
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Dinosaur Puns
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Monster Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Panda Puns
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because theyโ€™d look stupid in denim jackets.
Koala Puns
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œI love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.โ€ โ€“ Steve Martin
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