My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Sometimes we eat when we’re hungry Or else when we’re just in the mood, But everyone’s habits are different In how we relate to our food.
There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as The ones who skip breakfast or lunch And grazers who nibble for most of the day Or snackers who in-between munch.
There are people with junk food addictions And those who shun pork, beef or fish, While the gluten or carb-free among us Pay attention to what’s in each dish.
As for sweets, that’s a whole other story – When you think about ice cream or pie Or the various candies and chocolates Without which some could never get by.
Just consider your own way of eating With the foods you enjoy or you sneak And you’ll realize, if you broach the subject, That our diets are all most unique!
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose." she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "and you think I'm out enjoying myself every night."
“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”—Michelle Obama
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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose." she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "and you think I'm out enjoying myself every night."
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