A hungry guy really fancies a bowl of hot
chili. He sees a diner just up the street, so he decides to head there.
A pretty waitress shows him to his seat, and he promptly places his order.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of
chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that
chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of
chili over and starts to eat.
When he gets about halfway down, his spoon hits something.
He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the
chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."