What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.