Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.