What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.