What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.