Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.