What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.