What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
How to determine the gender of your cat? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia. Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles. The female ate the Frenchman. The Czech was in the male.