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Corn Jokes

Pea Puns
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
Worm Puns
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Family Puns
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Where's popcorn?
Gnome Puns
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
Crow Puns
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Ear Puns
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?
Awe shucks!
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Taco Puns
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Garden Puns
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.
Blonde Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde corn maze? It only had 1 stalk.