What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
