You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.