What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.