What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
