What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Why are mountains not just funny? Because they are hilarious.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.