What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.