I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.