While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.