Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.