I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.