Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Water you doing?
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
A mountain biker was chased by a Grizzly this morning. He bearly made it.
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.