The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Water you doing?
Shell yeah.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Beach, please.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Tis the sea-sun.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Are you squiding me right now?
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Avoid pier pressure.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Tropic like it's hot.
Sea you at the beach.
Whale, hello there.
Beach you to it.
Don't get tide down.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Girls just wanna have sun.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Feeling fintastic.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
I can sea clearly now.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
The ocean made me salty.
Salty but sweet.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.