Shell yeah.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Avoid pier pressure.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Don't get tide down.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Seas the day.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Salty but sweet.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Are you squiding me right now?
Water you doing?
The ocean made me salty.
Whale, hello there.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Beach, please.
I can sea clearly now.
Tropic like it's hot.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach you to it.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Sea you at the beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Feeling fintastic.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.