Water you doing?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Girls just wanna have sun.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Avoid pier pressure.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Are you squiding me right now?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Sea you at the beach.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Beach you to it.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Feeling fintastic.
Seas the day.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Whale, hello there.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Beach, please.
I can sea clearly now.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Don't get tide down.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
The ocean made me salty.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Tropic like it's hot.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Salty but sweet.