The ocean made me salty.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Tis the sea-sun.
Are you squiding me right now?
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Beach, please.
Water you doing?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
I can sea clearly now.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Tropic like it's hot.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Don't get tide down.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Sea you at the beach.
Feeling fintastic.
Seas the day.
Beach you to it.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Salty but sweet.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
