Beach Puns

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Beach Puns

Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Water you doing?
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Don't get tide down.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Avoid pier pressure.
Beach you to it.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Shell yeah.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Sea you at the beach.
Tropic like it's hot.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Seas the day.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Are you squiding me right now?
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Feeling fintastic.
Tis the sea-sun.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Salty but sweet.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Beach, please.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I can sea clearly now.