Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Don't get tide down.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Feeling fintastic.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Seas the day.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Water you doing?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Sea you at the beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach you to it.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Avoid pier pressure.
Tropic like it's hot.
Shell yeah.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Salty but sweet.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.