Tis the sea-sun.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
The ocean made me salty.
Water you doing?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Beach you to it.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Seas the day.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Avoid pier pressure.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.