Water you doing?
Feeling fintastic.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Sea you at the beach.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach you to it.
Tis the sea-sun.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Shell yeah.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Beach, please.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Tropic like it's hot.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
The ocean made me salty.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Don't get tide down.
That crazy little sun of a beach.