Trip Jokes

Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says itโ€™s just a power trip.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
Full Permission Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the groupโ€™s annual departure date, Johnโ€™s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isnโ€™t going. Johnโ€™s fishing buddies are very upset that he canโ€™t go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer. โ€œHeck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?โ€ โ€œWell, Iโ€™ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, โ€œGuess who?โ€ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where sheโ€™d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place, looked like something out of a movie. Well, sheโ€™s been reading 50 Shades of Grey or something. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, โ€˜Honey, you can do whatever you want.โ€™ So, boys, here I am!โ€
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Her Italian Vacation A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. โ€œThank you honey,โ€ she says, โ€œIs there anything I can bring back for you?โ€ He laughs, and says, โ€œAn Italian girl!โ€ When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, โ€œHow was the trip?โ€ โ€œVery good,โ€ she replies. โ€œAnd what happened to my present?โ€ โ€œWhich present?โ€ she asks. โ€œThe one I asked for - an Italian girl!โ€ โ€œOh, that. I did what I could. Weโ€™ll just have to wait 9 months to see if itโ€™s a girl.โ€
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
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