Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the groupโs annual departure date, Johnโs wife puts her foot down and tells him he isnโt going. Johnโs fishing buddies are very upset that he canโt go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer.
โHeck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?โ
โWell, Iโve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, โGuess who?โ
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where sheโd lit candles and put rose petals all over the place, looked like something out of a movie. Well, sheโs been reading 50 Shades of Grey or something. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, โHoney, you can do whatever you want.โ
So, boys, here I am!โ
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
โThank you honey,โ she says, โIs there anything I can bring back for you?โ
He laughs, and says, โAn Italian girl!โ
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, โHow was the trip?โ
โVery good,โ she replies.
โAnd what happened to my present?โ
โWhich present?โ she asks.
โThe one I asked for - an Italian girl!โ
โOh, that. I did what I could. Weโll just have to wait 9 months to see if itโs a girl.โ
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