"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy. --- "I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid schemeโฆ Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? Heโd get tons of dollars.
If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something, I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling.
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short I tried to help, but I couldnโt get to the bottom of it
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