Step Jokes

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods.
He didn’t step on any purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to get married.”
“Why?” asked the man, smiling.
“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!”
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
A Very Clever Dog As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up and screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" "Genius, my butt - It's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys!"
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
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