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Head Puns
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.”

- Jimmy Fallon.
Peach Puns
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Crow Puns
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Christian Pick Up Lines
God was just showing off when he made you.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Family Puns
We just bought our new dream house. As I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs?" I chuckled and replied, "Sweetie,"
"Stairs don't talk!"
Spine Puns
What do you call an alligator showing off his spine flexibility on the internet?
E-Reptile Disc Function
Dad Puns
Was Just showing my dad my new living space. He asked “what’s upstairs?”
I Just responded with “dad, stairs don’t talk.”
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” - Natasha Leggero
Coffee Puns
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
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