Rob Jokes

hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
โ€œHand over the dough or Iโ€™ll cut you!โ€
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
The Importance of a College Education A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. โ€œDad, whatโ€™s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?โ€ Said the son. โ€œWell son,โ€ said the father, โ€œyou can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!โ€ โ€œHow so?โ€ Asked the Son โ€œYou see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jailโ€. โ€œWhat if I rob a man after I received a college degree?โ€ Asked the son โ€œIn that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.โ€
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
โ€œI rob banks because thatโ€™s where the money is.โ€ Willie Sutton.
โ€œParenting Tip: If your child is crying, hold it close and whisper, 'You donโ€™t have a clue what horrors this world holds.'โ€

- Rob Delaney.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
Why didnโ€™t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didnโ€™t have the guts.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
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