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Medieval Puns
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Tableware Puns
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Kitchen Puns
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
I ran out of thyme.
Orange Puns
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Sibling Puns
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Cherry Puns
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Pig Puns
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.
Utensils Puns
When I was a student, I was worried that my housemates would be annoyed if I ran off with some of their kitchen utemsils. But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
Tiger Puns
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Meat Puns
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Fairy Puns
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Crow Puns
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
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