Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
Tiny Chihuahua,
Humongous Great Dane.
The difference between them
Is really quite plain.
Feisty Chihuahua
Will yap-yap and yip.
If he doesn't like you,
You may get a nip!
Gentle Great Dane
Has a powerful bite,
But never would nip you.
She's much too polite.
Great Dane finds the carpet
A fine place to nap.
Chihuahua loves curling
Right up in your lap.
Their owners would have
Some cause for dismay
If each dog behaved
In the opposite way!

(Kristin Frederick)
What's the opposite of urine?
I'm out.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'”
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
The opposite of isolate is...
yousoearly.
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
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