Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. Theyโre explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening.
โBut itโs just herbal!โ the patient protested. โHow can it be bad?โ
Dr. Jenkins sighed. โNature isn't all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because itโs natural doesnโt mean itโs safe for you!โ
The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking.
After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, โOh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?โ
โA water lily."
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Is it me or the nature of money, That's odd and particularly funny. But when I have dough, It goes quickly, you know, And seeps out of my pockets like honey.
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Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. Theyโre explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening.
โBut itโs just herbal!โ the patient protested. โHow can it be bad?โ
Dr. Jenkins sighed. โNature isn't all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because itโs natural doesnโt mean itโs safe for you!โ
The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking.
After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, โOh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?โ
โA water lily."
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