I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it.
Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor.
The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didnโt have a phone.
It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, โcause she said so.
I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in.
We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back.
Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians.
As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again.
She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen โ hanging from her left nostril.
She had teeth like the ten commandments โ all broken.
She also had the most beautiful eyes โ so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one.
Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast โ breaking three of my fingers!
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies. Son: Where are you in the photo? Dad: That's me in the corner.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, โhowl may I help you?โ as if he has no other words to us!
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I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it.
Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor.
The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didnโt have a phone.
It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, โcause she said so.
I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in.
We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back.
Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians.
As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again.
She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen โ hanging from her left nostril.
She had teeth like the ten commandments โ all broken.
She also had the most beautiful eyes โ so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one.
Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast โ breaking three of my fingers!
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