I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor.
The nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, youโre the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company."
The man then followed the woman to his wifeโs room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smithโs wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave.
When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they donโt know what to do.
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About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, โI know what weโll do. After Iโve operated on the priest, Iโll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.โ
โDo you think it will work?โ she asks the doctor.
โItโs worth a try.โ he says.
So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, โFather, youโre not going to believe this.โ
โWhat?โ says the priest. โWhat happened?โ
โYou gave birth to a child.โ
โBut thatโs impossible!โ
โI just did the operation,โ insists the doctor. โItโs a miracle! Hereโs your baby.โ
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth.
One day he sits the boy down and says, โSon, I have something to tell you. Iโm not your father.โ
The son says, โWhat do you mean, youโre not my father?โ
The priest replies, โIโm your mother. The archbishop is your father.โ
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