What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.